Tailgate Party

Howdy, football fans and welcome to my tailgate party!

We got ourselves a keg of root beer, a gallon of coleslaw, two gallons of baked beans, some homemade peach ice cream, a whole hog on a spit, and pork rinds. Now before you go to your own tailgate party, there are a couple things you need to do to prepare.

Start by visiting my Concession Stand and picking out a few Tailgate Treasures.

Also, you shouldn’t ever go to a tailgate party without taking a few Smart Pills, so catch up on the latest pigskin statistics by visiting my Scoreboard , and the latest pigskin news by checking out the Gridiron Gazet.

And if you really want to liven up your little football festival, get a group of friends together and play against me in the Make Leonard A Loser Pigskin Prognostication Challenge™.

And don’t forget to play the Make Leonard A Loser Dumb Luck Drawing™.

Percy Peabody just showed up with a big bowl of banana pudding!
I gotta go!
Have fun now!